When a bloke tries multi-tasking:

Poor Frank, perhaps he was playing “Jaws 10, the sequel to all the other sequels” on his Thick Phone, when he should’ve been concentrating on his rod. {Pun intended} Tut Tut. Caught off guard, he got caught by a monster from the deep…

I don’t know, friends and family must go fishing for appropriate cards all over the country when it’s Dave’s birthday. He always catches some corkers, without the need to bother tickling tackling up…