Just look at the damage wearing high heels too often can do:
Stood on a rudder, reflecting on life in general. Celia looks down and suddenly remembers to book herself in for a pedicure…
In an effort to share some helpful advice. I had a brief conversation with her about the
pedicament predicament, and got a right good telling off for it.
“How DARE you suggest I’ve got BIG feet that require more than one box of corn plasters…?”
Oops, was just stating the obvious dear. [Slap
So it’s cornflakes for breakfast tomorrow, corn on the cob for lunch, spag bol made with
Quorn corn for tea.
Note: The quality of corniness in this blog post is truly inspirational isn’t it?? OK, I’ll shut it down.