Humour

We Decided To Go To Greece Instead

Yes there were busts without bra´s everywhere you looked…

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Naughty Naughty…

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There was even a bust on the bar…

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Oh look, they do sun loungers too…

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And outsize chairs for Greek gods with big bottoms…

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Confusion about what country we were in occurred when we noticed a perfectly preserved fire engine. With both “LEYLAND” and “Lancashire” written on it:

Oh. So this wasn´t Greece then…

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Snookered…

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We asked the hotel manager if we could have a plaque mounted on the door of the room we stayed in, the likes of:

“HETH AND DAVE WOZ HERE”

He gracefully declined our offer and told us: “Only people who bring snooker cues with them are allowed to have a door tile.” Besides that, they had no letter A AvAilAble in stock…

We totally understood his predicament, because a room with a view full of balls might not be good for business. I mean he must have his hands full groping coping with all those tits, so we thought it really wasn´t fair to drop balls on him too…

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