As we innocently wandered into our local bar for quiz night, I noticed a “spaghetti western style” poster in the window.
Curiosity set in.
Blimey it was ME!
Oh dear, I should never have stolen that beer mat…
“TREVORRRRR!” {AKA MICK}
“Yes Helen?” {AKA HEATHER}
“What´s this,, lil old me, a piss taker??? I could never be guilty of that, AND since when has taking the piss been a crime eh? AND you´re worse than me!”
“Under the verbal abuse act from women only, passed in 1912…..”
“Aha, but this is Spain.”
“Well they have it here too.”
{DAVE} “Does that say DEAD OR ALIVE? I can take care of it.” {Hands go round my neck}
“No need Dave, La Guardia came round earlier and asked me to stick this up my stick it in the window. I´ve just rung them now, they´re on their way.”
{My hands go round Trevor´s neck}
Previous to that we bumped {literally} into some friends outside, and I was whisked up off the floor in a bear hug and swung round in a circle. Must´ve looked like a Strictly Come Dancing move gone ass about tit. Nearly broke my ribcage!
See what I have to put up with?????
By the time I sat down, I´d taken part in a wrestling match, and almost been throttled.
Furthermore, the local sheriff was on his way, and I was about to be arrested.
Just an average night out really……….
Heather/Helen- I want to party with you some time. It sounds like you have alot of fun though. Even if it turns out that you have to go on the lam…….
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Susan you´d be welcome, pack your sense of humour in the suitcase though, it´s a requirement lol
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wow such a wonderful life… Sometimes I wish to just run away from everything and start a life of travel…. Have a fun filled 2017 Heather, shining like a sunflower. 🙂
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Thanks! Spain grabs the heart and never lets go… Happy New Year to you and thanks for reading my blog.
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But you ARE enjoying it, aren’t you?
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Too right Daria, Wi Fi in my prison cell, I´m elated 🙂
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