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Trump Signs Executive Order To Torture The American Flag

Donald Trump´s press secretary spouts forth doom while wearing a sickly grin and a can of hairspray. Bearing witness, the Stars and Stripes behind him crumple beyond repair. Conclusion: He should turn round and listen to the flag, it speaks more sense than he does. The press secretary´s cult leader reckons he will imprison anyone…… Continue reading Trump Signs Executive Order To Torture The American Flag