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Trump Signs Executive Order To Torture The American Flag

Donald Trump´s press secretary spouts forth doom while wearing a sickly grin and a can of hairspray. Bearing witness, the Stars and Stripes behind him crumple beyond repair. Conclusion: He should turn round and listen to the flag, it speaks more sense than he does. The press secretary´s cult leader reckons he will imprison anyone…… Continue reading Trump Signs Executive Order To Torture The American Flag

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Oh! Caught With The Christmas Crackers Down

We took the Christmas decorations down today in advance of bad luck setting in. Personally I think the twinkly white lights round our front terrace should become a permanent fixture. But Dave wouldn’t listen to any of that, even a good half hour long sulk didn’t work. However an agreement was reached, and those down…… Continue reading Oh! Caught With The Christmas Crackers Down

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Writers Block Caused By Website Design

I’ve discovered this phenomenon in the past. If ever I redesigned my Blogspot *say no more about it* Blog it always caused writer´s block lasting several days. Reason: Self inflicted. Symptoms: Disinterest in daily life. Even putting the washer on, if achieved, would result in SPIN and forget about. Tunnel vision. Double vision. Massive headache.…… Continue reading Writers Block Caused By Website Design