Day 16 of quarantine, and going out shopping is now a cause for celebration. I´ve had 5 birthdays so far this month. It´s a what do I wear situation, my best dress or the second best? Hair up in knots or flowing in the breeze? Slap the make up on. Good to go.Meanwhile I´ve been…… Continue reading Corona Brainstorming
A sideways glance and there it was, a UFO hovering in the distance trying to find somewhere to land. At this point you may be tempted to ask if I´m crazy? Well in this particular instance, it´s a definitive NO, because other people saw it and thought the same. Phew, no straight jacket required. If…… Continue reading A Spanish UFO
I´ve accumulated hundreds of photos since last April, not to brag or anything, but the total on my laptop is over 18,500!! So in an effort to catch up on here, I´ve decided to use the “month by month” method, if there is such a thing.Till I can get my head round all that let´s…… Continue reading Seems a bit strange to be blogging again
Literally.Without going into too much detail I recently discovered a cyst up my bum, it felt like a spike was in there (still does).The free Spanish Healthcare System is renowned as being one of the best in the world, and it is. We´ve witnessed how quickly people get treated, and recover in a short space…… Continue reading A Pain In The Bum
I’m not familiar with winning ANYTHING. The closest I ever came was winning prize 11 out of 10. Yes, the people stood behind the table adorned with baskets of fruit, naff perfume, suspicious bottles of alcohol, and a pot plant were as inebriated as everyone else at the party. No-one noticed the error and neither…… Continue reading Tickety Boo
The one on the end there looks a bit dodgy too. F for Falling and the other one Fell? Even more quirky is that this sign resides on the wall of a bar that does not require any Staff or Staf.It could even be a right royal mix up and represent a completely different word…… Continue reading Somebody Forgot An F
The WINNING TICKET: Worth €106.00, and it´s mine, all mine ours, all ours. Yes, we actually won the JACKPOT at a quiz, so I can go out and buy another handbag to add to the other 215 I´ve got stashed in a wardrobe. For some reason when Dave hears the word “handbag” he looks at…… Continue reading Just The Ticket
Share the love and all that. We got up this morning, kissed and hugged just like any ordinary day, then exchanged Hallmark cards full of exploding glitter. Millions of sparkly coloured dots stuck all over the floor, kitchen worktop, my flip flops, between my toes and the end of my nose. Dave escaped the worst…… Continue reading My Valentines Day So Far
Don’t get too excited, this blog post has nothing to do with the Kamasutra, so there´s no need to dig the game Twister out of a cupboard to use as an instruction manual. Last night I noticed how many variations the letter X has when used as a strike-thru. Everyone seems to have their own…… Continue reading X Rated Variations
As we innocently wandered into our local bar for quiz night, I noticed a “spaghetti western style” poster in the window. Curiosity set in. Blimey it was ME! Oh dear, I should never have stolen that beer mat… “TREVORRRRR!” {AKA MICK} “Yes Helen?” {AKA HEATHER} “What´s this,, lil old me, a piss taker??? I could…… Continue reading WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE
